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Flornithology

How to tell the Birds from the Flowers

Flornithology thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Flornithology thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

He wears the rose of youth upon him. - William Shakespeare

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

We rose to bring about Eutopia,
But all we got was Dev's myopia. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it is also more nourishing. - H L Mencken

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie


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