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Boulder and Bolder By The Moment

Mountain madness in Boulder, Colorado

Boulder and Bolder By The Moment thanks to Karen Moore

Bubba takes one last forward step

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When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. - Steven Wright

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

In a mist the heights can for the most part see each other; but the valleys cannot. - Augustus William Hare

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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