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Boulder and Bolder By The Moment

Mountain madness in Boulder, Colorado

Boulder and Bolder By The Moment thanks to Karen Moore

Bubba takes one last forward step

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When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

In a mist the heights can for the most part see each other; but the valleys cannot. - Augustus William Hare

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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