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Tip of the Iceberg

What you can't see from the top of every situation can create a Titanic situation

Tip of the Iceberg thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Where 90% of the problems are unseen and underwater

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The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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