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Temporarily Insane Boat Ride

Boat safety was not a priority that day

Temporarily Insane Boat Ride thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Cutting obstacles in half

If there was a post in the middle of the desert, someone would hit it...
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Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed. - Oliver W. Holmes

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. - Unknown

Misuse of "Literally" makes me figuratively insane. - Unknown

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. - Mark Twain

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright


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