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An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

First thing every morning before you arise say out loud, "I believe," three times. - Ovid

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Early on, if I was alone two or three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide. - Jack Nicholson

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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