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A gentle man and a gentleman. - Jack Dempsey

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. - Will Rogers

There is no client as scary as an innocent man. - J. Michael Haller

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the mean man seeks is in others. - Confucius

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback, set it up on one side and it tumbles over on the other. - Martin Luther

Beside Leopold, Nero, Caligula, Attila, Torquemada, Genghis Khan and such killers of men are mere amateurs. - Mark Twain

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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