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I like a man who grins when he fights. - Winston Churchill

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Man is made for something better than disturbing dirt. - Oscar Wilde

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Nothing is more gratifying to the mind of man than power or dominion. - Joseph Addison

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the mean man seeks is in others. - Confucius

Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror. - Jean Rostand

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them. - Mae West

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

Be not afraid of greatness
some men (people) are born great
some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespeare

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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