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Man is what he believes. - Anton Chekov

Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? - Phyllis Diller

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. - Mahatma Gandhi

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand CĂ©line

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard himself as greater than he is. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one. - George R.R. Martin

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

Man has made many machines, complex and cunning, but which of them indeed rivals the workings of his heart? - Pablo Casals

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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