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Can You Find the Hidden Bird?

I wish it would stop flying around...

Can You Find the Hidden Bird? thanks to Karen Moore

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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Everything we see hides another thing; we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. - Renee Magritte

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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