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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been. - Arthur Mitchell Ransome

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

There is only what you want and what happens. There is only grabbing on and holding tight in the darkness. - Lauren Oliver

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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