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Which Way Now?

Where one wrong turn leads to another

Which Way Now? thanks to Clara Rendorf

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When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

I tell people, 'I was born in a little house at the dead end of a dirt road that had no name and no number, and you can go anywhere from nowhere.' - Robert H. Schuller

There is no royal road to anything, one thing at a time, all things in succession. That which grows fast, withers as rapidly. That which grows slowly, endures. - Josiah G. Holland

If I hadn't become a golfer, I doubt I'd be wealthy, because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor. - Fuzzy Zoeller

One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read." - Steven Wright

If you are a writer, you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no matter what you are doing, driving a car or walking or doing housework you can still be writing, because you have that space. - Joyce Carol Oates


Going Nowhere Mall

Skateboard Suit

Texas Truck

Tailgate Coyote

Montreal Canadian Fan

Canadian Man Cave

Puffin Walk

Wine Gum Lamp

Stepladder Bike

Prison Escapee's Not-Quite-Clean Escape

Heh - That's My Ball!

Revenue Canada's Simplified Tax Form

Canadian Restroom Rules

Clever Man

Circular Residences - Roundabout Directions

Chicago Bears Win Stanley Cup

Loch-Risti Weather Forecasting Stone

Skateboarding Duck

Hospital Gown Insurance

Mobile Swamp Home

Spring Rolls

Circle Stroke Bikes

Sad TP

Concrete Guestrooms