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The Meaning Of Life

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The Meaning Of Life thanks to Karen Moore

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Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

If I had a pause button on my life, I would use it. - Jaycee Jay Anderson at the XXI 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. - Emily Dickinson

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

Sometimes I would rather have people take away years of my life than take away a moment. - Pearl Bailey

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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Vatican Chess

Boot Camp

Hold On, Let Me Catch The Ball

Big Hands Baby

Fire Truck Sinkhole

Cyclist Mailbox

Tearable Puns

Penmanship

Tree Removal

I Sea Drums

Statue of Libertea

Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner Burrito

Cow Photobomb

Commas Save Lives

Never Give Up

Girl Sitting or Boy Hugging?

The Domino's Effect

Outdoor Pool

Wedding Pound Cake

Fear Of Light

Maiden Rock Illusion

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

Noodle Art