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Sumo Ballerina

Yamamoto goes on a diet

Sumo Ballerina thanks to Jan Newell

Losing the championship belt was nothing compared to this

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan


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