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The secret to effective leadership

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Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

To understand is to forgive, even oneself. - Alexander Chase

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened by old ones. - John Cage

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself any more. - Albert Einstein

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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