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The secret to effective leadership

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To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other. - Jane Austen

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

To understand a name you must be acquainted with the particular of which it is a name. - Bertrand Russell

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

The law was made for one thing alone - for the exploitation of those who don't understand it. - Bertoit Brecht

Grant that we may not so much seek to be consoled as to console. To be understood as to understand. - St. Francis of Assisi

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Increasingly, search is our mechanism for how we understand ourselves, our world, and our place within it. - John Battelle

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

If you don't get out of the box you've been raised in, you won't understand how much bigger the world is. - Angelina Jolie

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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