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Single Men For Long-Term Commitment

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Single Men For Long-Term Commitment thanks to Karen Moore

Annual meeting of single, good looking, straight, emotionally-stable, financially-secure, intelligent men looking for a long-term commitment

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Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Truly intelligent men know better than to take themselves too seriously. - Unknown

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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