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Single Men For Long-Term Commitment

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Single Men For Long-Term Commitment thanks to Karen Moore

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I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Be not afraid of greatness
some men (people) are born great
some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespeare

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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