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Self Confidence

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Self Confidence thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Only the prepared speaker deserves to be confident. - Dale Carnegie

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that. - Groucho Marx

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong. - Peter T. Mcintyre

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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