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Self Confidence

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Self Confidence thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

As is our confidence, so is our capacity. - William Hazlitt

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

The confidence of ignorance will always overcome indecision of knowledge. - Unknown

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong. - Peter T. Mcintyre

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Self confidence is the most attractive quality a person can have. How can anyone see how awesome you are if you can't see it yourself? - Unknown


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