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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - O.S. Marden

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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