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Lost Head thanks to Dwayne Rolofson

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Good instincts tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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