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Lost Head

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Lost Head thanks to Dwayne Rolofson

Get a hold of yourself!

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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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