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Little Dog with Big Aspirations

Sizing up the opportunity cost of not taking a leak

Little Dog with Big Aspirations thanks to Roy Taylor

The big fire hydrants fall easier

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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Our aspirations are our possibilities. - Robert Browning

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul Valery

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one's levels of aspiration and expectation. - Jack Nicklaus

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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