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There is flattery in friendship. - William Shakespeare

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

The friendship that can cease has never been real. - St. Jerome

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Those who cannot give friendship will rarely receive it, and never hold it. - Dagobert D. Runes

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson


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