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Foot-Ball

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Foot-Ball thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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