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Did You Say Happy Easter?

Hearing impaired chocolates all too common at Easter

Did You Say Happy Easter? thanks to Martin Grosse

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

I definitely can hear my toenails grow. - Gary Busey

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

I hear voices... and they don't like you. - Unknown

You don't hear me gettin' historical. - Archie Bunker

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

The ear is the only true writer and the only true reader. - Robert Frost

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. - Fernando Pessoa

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear. - Dick Cavett

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. - Oscar Levant

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. - Chuck Palahniuk

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" - Sydney Harris

I hear much of people's calling out to punish the guilty, but very few are concerned to clear the innocent. - Daniel Defoe

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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