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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools. - Sebastien Chamfort

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton


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