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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Never was anything great achieved without danger. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Remember that the danger that is most to be feared is never the danger we are most afraid of. - Andrew Lang

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

One would be in less danger
From the wiles of the stranger,
If one’s own kin and kith
Were more fun to be with. - Ogden Nash

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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