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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

I've never seen a man so low and depaved. - Archie Bunker

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. - Richard Armour

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. - China Proverb

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things. - Herman Melville

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally. - Oscar Wilde

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

There ain't no man can avoid being born average. But there ain't no man got to be common. - Satchel Paige

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. - Stephen Jay Gould

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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