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A Mother's Love

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A Mother's Love thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle. - Phyllis Diller

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling


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