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A Mother's Love

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A Mother's Love thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

There's no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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