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A Mother's Love

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A Mother's Love thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley


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