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A Mother's Love

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A Mother's Love thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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