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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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