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Veterinary's Best Friend

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Veterinary's Best Friend thanks to Phil Parkes

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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