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The Joe-kster Working Out

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The Joe-kster Working Out thanks to joe-kster

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it. - Anita Roddick

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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