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The Joe-kster Working Out

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The Joe-kster Working Out thanks to joe-kster

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert Bayard Swope

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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