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Teach Our Children Well

Sign of an illiterate school teacher

Teach Our Children Well thanks to Henry Wiens

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Learn what you are and be such. - Pindar

The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

We're all learning here; the best listeners will end up the smartest. - Charlene Li

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke


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