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Infernal Revenue - Archie Bunker

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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