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Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All

On the wrong end of a low-paying job?

Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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