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Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All

On the wrong end of a low-paying job?

Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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