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Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All

On the wrong end of a low-paying job?

Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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