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Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All

On the wrong end of a low-paying job?

Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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