Chocolate Math for 2019
Guessing your age through chocolate
[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I'll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1769 *; If you haven't, add 1768 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
* Number dependent on Year
Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon
Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown
I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz
I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore
Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown
Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead
I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey
Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough
You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson
It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty
A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen
I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson