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First Dog

Naming the President's dog

First Dog thanks to Mike King

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Under every stone lurks a politician. - Aristophanes

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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