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Cat In The Act

Just when you thought you were alone...

Cat In The Act thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


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