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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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