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Heavens Angel practicing to be the real thing on wheels

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Harley Riders develop their personality at an early age

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It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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Camper Tank

Plane Pushers

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Redneck Ice Fishing

Skeletons In The Closet

Captive Audience Twins

Brew Table

Nailed It Baby

Water Supply

Holding His Own Portraits

Hawaii Scuba Bus

Chicken Pie