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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

The more wonderful the meeting, the sadder the parting. - Pokemon

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything. - George Carlin

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller


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