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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

Invitations were sent out to a parking lot sale

Annual Meeting of Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

A meeting is no substitute for progress. - Unknown

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early. - Red Buttons

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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